Fellow makeup nerds,

To make this intro short, I'll cut straight to the chase -

We're not here to be nice about makeup, and we're not here to try and sell you some shit that you don't need.

What you will find here are hilarious rips on crappy products, YouTube Guru judgment calls (more on that later), and advice on what works for us.

Keep hating from the far left,

-Your hideous leaders <3